love, Britney and K Fed

So, Britney got knocked up. That is almost unavoidably going to be one messed up kid, and who wants to make bets on how long it takes Britney to become a single mom? I took an informal poll of friends on whether it would be worse to be Britney or Madonna's child and it was nearly unanimous that Britney would be way worse. Why? Because while they both have the weird, Britney also has the trailer trash and (probably) the desire to be overinvolved. Madonna seems like she leaves everything to a couple of expensive British nannies, who would probably manage to raise a fairly normal kid. The best take I've seem on it is here and here. I have a suspicion this is exactly how these two converse. Enjoy.